Posted by Anonymous on 2015/06/04 under Uncategorized Hi folks my guess star is that famous being from another mother please don’t clap your hand for laguiver. (Richard) No not yet I have guys following him but it don’t seems to be working At lease 500 and plus guess what?? None of them didn’t even tap him on the shoulder and I have to pay them money That’s true and the worst thing is I ran out of money so I had to hired more guys to steal from the store he work at, sell the products just to pay the other guys whom I hired to watch Alen Well yes and plus my super logic of thinking when I rob Peter to pay Paul I will rob Rosie to pay Peter and and rob Lucy. I am writing a book on this that will ecplane thes concept. My thinking is far from being pathetic I know. The company whom I work for wouldn’t pay me more money so one nite while I was talking to Alen in his store I hire a group of guys to steal a whole lot of bunch of items off the shelves ( around $5,000.00 worth of items and pay the rest of the guys who I got watching him and guess what…… I can add Do you have a calculator? Getting back to your question about approaching Alen.. I am just to f***ing scare 🙁 I know how to have sex with the HR manager so does my colleague the ASM and plus I have sex with two of the install sales lady’s. And one of them is married.Oh yea we play with the whip and drink wine. But I dare not to tell Allen that because I really love him. And plus I think I might of got one of them pregnant. I know how to talk from both side of my moth… Get it? Do you have another question for me? “Ah” no! Get the hell off my show!!!
So laguiver were you able to express your love for Alen?
(Richard)
How many guys are we talking
(Richard)
What is it laguiver.
(Richard)
Wait.. I am confused, you hired over 500 men and they didn’t talk to Alen?
(Richard)
So in other words you rob Peter to pay Paul.
(Richard)
Whatever you say laguiver don’t see the logic in that.
( audiences are laughing their asses off!! )
(Richard)
That’s great laguiver…. What is 1+1=
( audience laugh their asses off the chair!!! )
But one thing I know how to do well for a 73 year old being?
(Richard)
What is that laguiver
(Richard)
Wow how do you do that being that you are married?
( audience yelling ” ha ha ha stupid idiot!! ” )